There are no fat people at the retirement home. Subsequently, I find this proof that fat people die before they gte old. By old, I mean really old, physically-and mentally-broken-down-so-you-have-to-live-in-a-retirement-home old. Before I created that adjective, I thought that staying thin (i.e., healthy) meant living to old age. But that adjective makes me question it. After all, if you're not yourself anymore, why bother?

However, there is a really nice old guy who lives there, along with several women. They're reason enough for me to live to that age.